Previously: A whole lot of… something. Also, VM means voicemail.
Velma Voiceover reminds us, IN CASE YOU MISSED IT BECAUSE IT WAS REVEALED IN A TAG, that Diya is the serial killer. We see Diya being driven off in a police car. Velma VO doesn’t think it makes sense– why would Diya try to recreate Perdue’s work? Unfortunately, nobody else agrees with her. More VO about Velma needing to talk to Diya, as embodied Velma stops at the police station where an auction is in progress, and the current item up for bidding is the Mystery Jalopy. Norville runs up to Velma and asks if she has a comment on a hit piece out about her that he apparently wrote (“Velma Even Crazier Than Her Mother!”). VO notes that to make everything worse, she’s also lost her best friends. Velma apologizes for accusing Dadville of murder. Daphne pops in and tells Norville that Velma needs them right now. Velma isn’t happy with her, though, and snipes at her about kissing Fred. She goes to kick Daphne’s ass, but Daphne pins her to the ground.
Cut to Velma with a black eye in the police station. She asks Cop Moms if she can question her “obviously innocent mom” now, but it’s a no go. They show her an interrogation tape of Diya with the sheriff. The sheriff calls her Doodad, which is a joke from the pilot that totally merited a callback. He asks her which of the checklist reasons for female murderers she’d like to use: “revenge, jealousy, or ‘you know how we get!’”. Diya’s eyes get weird as she says that her reason was that she wanted to put a popular girl’s brain into Velma’s head. Velma is shocked. Cop Moms pause the tape, and she asks why Diya pretended to have amnesia and framed Velma for the first bodies, if she’s just going ahead and confessing now. They don’t know, but the thing is, now that Diya has confessed, this afternoon she’ll be sentenced to death row. Well that’s ridiculously fast. Velma asks for five minutes with her. As the sheriff peers through the blinds in his office, Wanda Mom tells her that the only way he’ll let her near her mom’s cell is if she’s also arrested. Velma is intrigued and starts scheming. Wanda mom clarifies that he’s so paranoid about her talking to Diya that the only thing he’d arrest her for is… murder. Oh perfect, another episode based on the formula that ticking clock + contrived circumstance = plot.
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